Live Like You're On Shore Leave Color:Aqua And some days you watch

And some days you watch your very last flying f*ck flap its wings

and the future may occasionally look like a dumpster fire rolling downhill

🖤 Featuring stark oversized typography

Dark humor

Maybe it's for the friend who listened to the same relationship drama seventeen times

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