"The Horrors Persist" Wooden Sign Emoji and all the things Minnesotans

and all the things Minnesotans love about home

It is uniquely cut to appear to be made from multiple thin boards

The wedding date is set in the same style as the last name for symmetry

will be about 1 inch thick

and anyone who sees a binary checkbox and politely declines the premise

"The Horrors Persist" Wooden Sign Emoji and all the things MinnesotansFor those of us powering through late stage capitalism and gathering the will to persist. Because what choice do we have? This laser etched sign is crafted from high quality maple veneer plywood chosen for a clean, consistent etch and a crisp, modern look. Hung with simple twine, its ready to display on a wall, door, bar cart, or wherever the mood strikes. Hang this little dose of existential comedy wherever you muster the will to keep going.