Disappointing Affirmations Game Men a set of 9 tiny

a set of 9 tiny clip-on ornaments guaranteed to transform your face fuzz into the most fabulous holiday centerpiece since Aunt Carol’s questionable fruitcake

especially not a cat

perch him on the edge of your mug

His paws are posable so you can bend them to hang just right

Crack open this can with a pop-top or can opener (your choice

Disappointing Affirmations Game Men a set of 9 tinyTired of all that sunshine and rainbows nonsense? Good. Disappointing Affirmations: The Game is here to help you crush those nave, glass half full vibes with a reality check wrapped in dark humor. Inspired by the hilariously bleak Instagram account, this game lets you and your friends twist positive prompts into soul crushing, brutally honest, or just plain ridiculous affirmations. The goal? Craft the most devastatingly funny, anti empathetic, or